ParA Alliance · Season 2 · Polar Storm
Bricks for Pics
You send us Gold Bricks.
We send you pics you'll brag about.
Nobody said war couldn't be profitable.
You send us Gold Bricks.
We send you pics you'll brag about.
Nobody said war couldn't be profitable.
What you're buying
Locked — send bricks to unlock
Full resolution. No cropping. You've earned it. (You haven't yet.)
Images shown at reduced clarity for legal reasons. And drama.
The exchange rate
Curious
1 Big D*ck Pic from a real ParA warior. Full resolution. Borderline inappropriate kill counts.
You'll screenshot the screenshot. We've seen it happen.
Committed
Full "war bundle" — rally ready, fills up your screen, Top of leaderboard. The whole glorious picture.
Enemies have cried looking at these. Allegedly.
Unhinged
Whole Team pics commentary narrated personally during our next city capture. Just for you.
You absolute monster. We respect it.
Need more bricks?
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Don't let a brick shortage stand between you and exclusive ParA pic content. Load up. We'll wait.
The transaction
Pick your package
Curious, Committed, or completely Unhinged. We respect all three. Slightly less so for the first package.
Send the bricks
Transfer Gold Bricks to any ParA R4 or R5. Do not ask what the pics are before paying. That's not how this works.
Receive your content
Delivered fast. Full resolution. Unapologetically impressive. You paid for the good stuff. You're getting the good stuff.
Reconsider your life choices
Optional. But statistically inevitable.
Nobody asked
Is this legitimate?
It's a video game. Calm down.
What exactly are the "pics"?
Game screenshots. War stats. Rally results. What did you think this was? …Actually don't answer that.
What if I don't have enough bricks?
Farm more. Join ParA. Donate 30 times a day. Grow as a commander. Then come back with your bricks.
Can I get a refund?
No. This is war. There are no refunds in war.
Are the pics actually impressive?
We are ParA. Everything we do is impressive. This conversation is over.
What if I buy the pics and then attack ParA?
Bold. Catastrophically stupid. Historically unwise. We'd respect the audacity for exactly 4 seconds before the rally hits.
